If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.
He claims he is too busy working for the Australian people to pay attention to something so frivolous as climate change. It’s not like…
Straight Guy Brought To Tears Upon Learning LGBT People Are Not Only People, But Also Exist
put a bunch of queers in a room and someone’s gonna get an undercut by the end of it
#I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT #BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE???
#ME WITH GENDER STUFF #people: need time to get used to and understand my gender #me: NAH MATE HERE LET ME BOMBARD U WITH HOW CONFUSING MY GENDER IS U'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.