i have to write a 3 min speech on a book i haven’t read
i havent started
#wtf is my life #3 mins isn't long at all it's only like 450 words #but #i haven't read the fucking book #fuck u michael ondatje
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.””
y’all hate on tumblr but real talk it has literally taught me all about sexuality and identification and all the problems in the world rn
do you ever just find out someone’s sexual orientation and cover your mouth and gasp and whisper ‘thank you’
straight people burned queer people at the stake for centuries im pretty sure u can handle a few angry text posts every once and a while
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
#literally the most perfect human ive ever seen omg #so gorgeous and with the neatest set of pronouns ever
when we talk about women in refrigerators it’s not always something super literal
i don’t imagine in writers room across the globe they’re all sitting there like “well we’re out of ideas let’s fridge another one” (but maybe they do i have no idea)
but what’s happening…
yEAH TESSA BECOME A VEGETARIAN SHARE THE STRUGGLE JOIN ME IN THE 40 CENT CHICKENLESS BURGER AT MCDONALDS LIFE YASS DO IT DO IT OMG yES ok YES NAPOLITANA PASTA OK yes
it’s terrible b/c i legit love the taste of meat like i absolutely adore it
but fuck i cant deal with the fact that the animal was like tortured?? i aint signing up for this shit
i’m gonna try and join u my friend